WhatdothereindeersingtoSantaonhisbirthday? Freezeajollygoodfellow. Whatdoyoucallabunchofgrandmastersofchessbraggingabouttheirgamesinahotellobby? Chessnutsboastinginanopenfoyer! WhatdoyoucallacatonthebeachatChristmastime? Sandyclaws. Whatdoyoucallagiganticpolarbear? Nothing,youjustrunaway! WhatdoyoucallapenguinintheSaharadesert? Lost. Whatdoyoucallasnowmanonrollerblades? Snowmobile. WhatdoyoucallthebellsonSantassleigh? Kringlebells. WhatdoyoudoifSantagetsstuckinyourchimney? PourSantaflushonhim. WhatdoyougetifyoudeepfrySantaClaus? CrispKringle. Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossasnowmanwithavampire? Frostbite. Whatdoyougetwhenyoucrossanarcherwithagift-wrapper? Ribbonhood. WhatdoyougetifyoucrossSantawithadetective? SantaClues. WhatdoyouhaveinDecemberthatyoudonthaveinanyothermonth? Theletter"D". WhatgoesHo-Thud,Ho-Thud,Ho-Thud? SantaClausjumpingrope. Whathappenswhenyoudropasnowballintoaglassofwater? Itgetswet. WhatisacomputersfavoriteChristmascarol? ArrayinaManger. Whatisaskunksfavoriteholidaysong? JingleSmells. WhatisblackandwhiteandfoundintheSaharaDesert? AVERYlostpenguin. Whatisblackandwhiteandgreenandblackandwhite? Twopenguinsfightingoverapickle. Whatisclaustrophobia? FearofSanta. WhatisSantasfavoritebreakfastcereal? FrostedFlakes. WhatisFrostysfavoritebreakfastcereal? SnowFlakes. WhatnationalityisSantaClaus? NorthPolish. WhatsthemostpopularwineatChristmas? "DoIhavetoeatmyBrusselsprouts?" WheredoyougotogethollyforChristmas? TheHolly-land. WhereisthebestplacetoputyourChristmastree? AfteryourChristmasoneandyourChristmastwo. WhodeliverspresentstobabysharksatChristmas? SantaJaws. WhydidSantaClaustakehisChristmastreetothedentist? Togetarootcanal. WhydidSantaspellChristmasN-O-E? Becausetheangelhadsaid,"NoL!" Whydidthegingerbreadmangotothedoctor? Hewasfeelingcrummy. WhydoesSantahave3gardens? Sohecanho-ho-ho. WhydoesSantassledgetsuchgoodmileage? Becauseithaslong-distancerunnersoneachside. WhydoesScroogeloveRudolphtheRed-NosedReindeer? Becauseeverybuckisdeartohim. WhyisChristmasjustlikeadayattheoffice? Youdoalltheworkandthefatguywiththesuitgetsallthecredit. WhyisitsocoldonChristmas? BecauseitsinDecembrrrrrrrrrr! WhyisthemonthofDecembersopopular? Ithasalotofdates. WhywasSantaslittlehelperdepressed? Becausehehadlowelfesteem